pilcachu:

never trust an atom

they make up everything

unfollower:

when I was a kid my best friend was from this super conservative christian family who didn’t let her listen to anything but gospel music and she wasn’t allowed to watch PG movies until she was 13 but now she’s a polyamorous bisexual atheist who follows her favorite bands around on tour all the time so I guess it all worked out

ronaldreagay:

started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse

meladoodle:

sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em. 

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. 

Bless this post.

eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

thank

luckotheniallish:

✯✰Spotted: Harry taking home yet another slutty mystery blonde! When will it stop???

•  year is 2392
• child: mommy i can't sleep
• mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
• mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

rumour:

M.A.T.H

Modern

A(S)lavery

True

Haha

falloutboywillsaverockandroll:

reminder that you can like a band without the following:

-knowing the name of the members

-liking every album

-having them save your life

-knowing everything about them

damndimples:

millions of girls would die to have a picture with you and you’re taking a picture with a plant

thatfunnyblog:

this gif of Demi Lovato froze and I’m literally crying

Funny Stuff you like?

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool